Interview

I am not good at this. Today I thought...geez, what am I gonna wear. Laurie suggested blue eye shadow, but stay away from the prostitute look. I was leaning that way, so you can imagine my gratitude upon receiving that advice. Whew, what a relief.

My neighbor called and said, "Don't snort." I told her, "Ok. I won't snort." She said, "I think you should let me take you to Nordstroms and buy a suit."

I didn't snort. I laughed hysterically.

I went to Nordstroms. I was a fish out of water. This woman named Tanya. (That is her real name, really) ran around bringing me clothing to put on and then after I agreed to a shirt, pants and jacket, another woman came and marked the suit for alternations.

The price of the shirt was about twice of my usual annual budget for clothing. At Goodwill, no one, and I mean no one, runs around bringing suggestions to you for your perusal. Nor do they taylor the clothing for free.