Sal's Pretty Good Word of Mouth Gardening

Well, I got a return address self inking stamp and an invoice book and I gerry-rigged PVC pipe to hold my tools vertically on the back of the pick up. And I drive a Ford. I need an animal head sticker, say a deer, on the side and an itty bitty gun rack to make the whole look complete. A friend thought I should get a sign on the side of the truck, but without the phone number since it is a word of mouth business. I think I'll start voting republican to keep those damned liberals out of the hair of we small business owners.