Opps.....I forgot I was a Lesbian

Yesterday I was at REI, that is Recreational Equipment Inc, for those who live on, well...the moon. Anyway, out of the corner of my eye I saw that salt and pepper dark bearded look that I seem to be drawn to. He came over and started talking to me, and I was wondering...am I flirting? And, if so, what the heck am I doing? It didn't take me long to realize that the man looked and sounded an awful lot like Len. No surprise to the friends whom I have already told this story to. Jean called right after the Len look alike walked off. I told her about him. She said, "If you ask him out, I'll ask someone out." A dare. Hummmm

I went upstairs in REI and there he was. We started talking again, and wondered around the store. I told him I was going to the NW Outdoor center to try out kayaks, where he, coincidentally has a boat stored. He said he would be there Saturday. Is that a date?

I came home and said to Kim, I have a date. Or I think it is a date.
Kim came running...."What???? Slow down. Tell me what happened."
I told her I met someone...and this person's name is Scott.

Kim said,"Oh..!someone forgot to tell you that you today are a Lesbian."

Apparently.