The Newman

My sister wrote that she bought a boat. I wrote: What on earth possessed you? She wrote, "I want to see you wake boarding."

So we now have another boat to worry about. Lordy.

We will call it, "Newman" as in how Jerry Seinfeld addresses his nemesis.

I said, "Let me guess. You saw it on the side of the road, for sale and you thought, gosh, we could use a new boat. And it was cute. And then you bought it."

She said, "Not even close. I saw it on the side of the road and it was for sale and 4 days later, I bought it."

It is the Sadler way.