Nuts

Me, sometimes I think I am nuts. Speaking of nuts, I was in Victrola Cafe and walked by a table where it looked like someone left a Mighty O' Doughtnut 1/2 eaten. If I were an optimist, I would say 1/2 uneaten. But there you have it.) I went to put my empty double tall split shot Americano cup away when I thought, "I wonder what people would say if I said, 'Hey, excuse me, are you gonna finish that? Yeah, the doughnut. I just thought, well, if you weren't, I like chocolate doughnuts with nuts on 'em, so I could eat it for you, that is only if you weren't going to eat it. I don't want to be a pig or anything.'"

I wonder if they would think I was nuts, took the community thing a little far, or was staging some kinda arty performance art type thing. We'll never know for sure.