I think I am engaged
After the Fiasco we'll call Heather, I have sworn off women. Oh, I did manage to fall in love with a married person, and as you can imagine, that just didn't work out either. Alas, true love can be found on-line. Are you thinking of the personal ads? Match.com, or the like? Well, phewey, I looked at that and realized if I were to write - - scratch that, if ANYONE- were to write an honest ad, no one could stand to post it. I mean, come on,
In my bedroom you'll find: Three weeks of laundry in vaious states of cleanliness.
These are the questions to help you find your true love?
Anyway, if you read the post below, the piano person who wildly, blindly supports my dreams of being a rockstar WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING ME (Talk about a supportive potential spouse...)
It is through Craigslist Free Stuff ads that I found my true love. I respoonded to the ad, asking him or her to marry me.
He or She SAID YES!
To Piano Person:
I know not if you be a woman, man or from the land o'dragons, but I loved your piano ad and have decided that I want to marry you. Let me know what you think
Sal
Sally Anne Sadler / Executive Director
WA State Farmers Market Association
www.wafarmersmarkets.com
sasadler@gmail.com
Piano Person's reply:
Will I get fresh heirloom tomatoes out of the deal? Because if so, I'm in.
ME: Ohhhhhh, you can only imagine the vegetable varieties awaiting you. Succulent cherries, purple asparagus, and the cheese, OHHHHH, the cheese, sublime blues, creamy and complex, the word decadent only scratches the surface of the corporeal experience…
I don't want to start a riot with the descriptions fashions....of the baseball caps and shopping bags. Out of respect, I must stop.
PP: Two pounds a week of Mt. Townsend Creamery's "Seastack" and you're on.
My honey understands that I'd leave in a second for the promise of cheese.
ME: That is a a truly enlightened soul you are entangled with. Don't leave said sweetheart for me. But we could have a an Illicit online affair around the joys of gastronomy.
PP Oh, definitely.
In my bedroom you'll find: Three weeks of laundry in vaious states of cleanliness.
These are the questions to help you find your true love?
Anyway, if you read the post below, the piano person who wildly, blindly supports my dreams of being a rockstar WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING ME (Talk about a supportive potential spouse...)
It is through Craigslist Free Stuff ads that I found my true love. I respoonded to the ad, asking him or her to marry me.
He or She SAID YES!
To Piano Person:
I know not if you be a woman, man or from the land o'dragons, but I loved your piano ad and have decided that I want to marry you. Let me know what you think
Sal
Sally Anne Sadler / Executive Director
WA State Farmers Market Association
www.wafarmersmarkets.com
sasadler@gmail.com
Piano Person's reply:
Will I get fresh heirloom tomatoes out of the deal? Because if so, I'm in.
ME: Ohhhhhh, you can only imagine the vegetable varieties awaiting you. Succulent cherries, purple asparagus, and the cheese, OHHHHH, the cheese, sublime blues, creamy and complex, the word decadent only scratches the surface of the corporeal experience…
I don't want to start a riot with the descriptions fashions....of the baseball caps and shopping bags. Out of respect, I must stop.
PP: Two pounds a week of Mt. Townsend Creamery's "Seastack" and you're on.
My honey understands that I'd leave in a second for the promise of cheese.
ME: That is a a truly enlightened soul you are entangled with. Don't leave said sweetheart for me. But we could have a an Illicit online affair around the joys of gastronomy.
PP Oh, definitely.
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