Thanksgiving

I am thankful for the fact that I have gone 369 days without breaking a single bone. I have also gone 8 months without health insurance, so breaking a bone would be really inconvenient. I'm really thankful that my basement only flooded a little bit, my right foot only hurts a little bit and I only am a little bit over-drawn. See? Could things get more dreamy than this? I don't see how. I didn't get hit by a car, or a troll for well over a month, I haven't scared away or run away from any girls, again, in over a month.

These days are going to be known as the Halcyon Days. Just look outside and you'll see.